shaggy

Thu, 21 May 2009 04:22:17 GMT

I rarely post to LJ these days, so please accept this link with the hushed reverence it deserves.

That stuff I do.. like, for a job.. FTW!

Tue, 12 May 2009 01:07:52 GMT

So I developed an iPhone web interface for our eLearning product and apparently it impressed someone

<Pokes tongue at Adobe>

I'm going to push for a new company policy in which whoever develops something that gets the company into the media gets a big fat bonus ;)

Ninja Parade Slips Through Town Unnoticed Once Again

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 06:42:16 GMT

Video Game Pitch Meeting (1979)

Mon, 26 May 2008 06:59:10 GMT

I don't have time to write anything meaningful in LJ at the moment, so instead have yet another random video. If a picture is worth a thousand words then this video puts me up over 6 million words...

Wed, 14 May 2008 04:00:09 GMT

Homeless James Bond

Tue, 06 May 2008 09:42:48 GMT

What if James Bond wasn't actually a polished gentlemen who wore tuxedos but was in reality a homeless guy?

New Nissan Ad.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 09:27:03 GMT

double-you-tee-eff??

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 05:37:47 GMT

Did anyone else fear the fall-out from the Hollywood writers' strike would eventually effect movies?

Let me put your fears to rest. Hollywood is producing some of the most deep and thought provoking material to date! *

* The LiveJournal Sarcastic Writers Guild is not affiliated with the Writers Guild of America

Personal Best

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 07:04:45 GMT

This post brings me up to my record for consecutive posts to a blog (3). There is nothing worth reading here, I'm just adding some words to legitimise the achievement. I think I fear that if I don't keep posting, no matter how pointlessly, LJ may be aborted like so many of my "projects" - with a metaphorical coat hanger I call Complacency. Seriously, stop reading! Oh, I know what your thinking - "but there's another paragraph, and it's not long, something useful may lurk within it's margins". *sigh*

Consider this, in the time you take to read this pointless post you may have otherwise potentially been struck with an idea the leads to the cure for cancer! Do you know what that means? I potentially prevented you from potentially saving tens of millions of lives, or seen another way, I have potentially caused the death of tens of millions! Making me, potentially, worse than Hitler! Do you know what that means? You're likely friends with someone that's potentially worse than Hitler. You should be potentially ashamed of yourself!

Wait, was there a 'seize the day' lesson in there?
Damn it!! Oh don't look so smug, it's still not as good as curing cancer!